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[Willi 3434]

"The Job is done, the bi.tch.. is death"..

[Mawal]

Original von Der Hanseat
...
Einer meiner beiden Lieblingsfilme......

und der andere?

[Der Hanseat]

Mars Attacks....

Ich weiß, hab nen merkwürdigen Humor.....

[Willi 3434]

Original von Bergmann
Ich sag nur:

Schwanzus Longus
(Biggus Dickus)

&

Incontinenzia

Life of Brian....
The Monthy's

[Der Hanseat]

"Seid ihr die judäische Volksfront? - Nein, wir sind die Volksfront von Judäa!"

[COMEX]

Napalm, mein Junge!

[Willi 3434]

Original von Der Hanseat
"Seid ihr die judäische Volksfront? - Nein, wir sind die Volksfront von Judäa!"

Life of Brian...

[Virtuose]

Dirty Harry zu zwei Gangstern: Wir drei werden schon fertig mit euch.

Gangster zu Dirty Harry: Wieso ihr drei, du bist doch alleine.

Dirty Harry: Smith und Wesson und ich

[Mawal]

Michael:...Well when Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to this contract with a big-band leader. And as his career got better and better he wanted to get out of it. Now, Johnny is my father's godson. My father went to see the bandleader, with a contract for $10,000 to let Johnny go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day, my father went to see the bandleader again, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, the bandleader signed the release, with a certified check of $1000.
Kay Adams: How did he do that?
Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Kay Adams: What was it?
Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured the bandleader, that either his signature or his brains would be on the contract

[Donluigi]

"Probability is like gravity. You can't negotiate with gravity."

[Mawal]

That's not what happens. What will happen is... what will happen is I will put a round at twenty-seven hundred feet per second into the medulla at the base of your brain. And you will be dead from the neck down before your body knows it. Your finger won't even twitch. Only you get dead. So tell me, sport, do you believe that?

[Donluigi]

"Hey, I..."

BANG

[Black RS]

Filmpannen!

[Black RS]

"Mr. Jo ist gestorben!"

NEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIINNN?"

"DOCH!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

Louis de Funes - der König der Komiker!

[Ingo.L]

Mr. Jones, sind wir soweit, dass wir unsere neue Software auf den Markt werfen können?
Ja Sir. Und wie gewünscht ist sie voller Macken, so dass die Kunden noch jahrelang nachrüsten müssen.
Ausgezeichnet!

[Mawal]

Ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry.

[Ingo.L]

Original von Mawal
Ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry.

Dazu schweige ich jetzt mal lieber, määähhhhh :twisted:

[orange]

"What would you say to all of us who believed in you,
who looked up to you, who thought you stood for right over wrong,
good over evil? Be my guest. What do you have to say, Plissken?"

PLISSKEN: "Call me Snake !".

[rudi_ko]

"Pfeiffer mit 3 F"

Gruß Rudi_ko

[An der Alster]

"Weisst du was ich manchmal denke? Es müsste immer Musik da sein. Bei allem was du machst. Und wenns so richtig scheisse ist, dann ist wenigstens noch die Musik da. Und an der Stelle wo, wo es am allerschönsten ist, da müsste die Platte springen und du hörst immer nur diesen einen Moment."