Bäda liebt diesen Geruch...

[watoo]

Ich geb jetzt Ruhe und beschränke mich aufs Lesen oder Wegschauen.

[Donluigi]

Meinen Schnaps trinke ich nur mit Freunden, denn Alkohol ist eine gesellige Droge. In diesem Sinne: einen schönen Abend noch.

[Butch]

Ich finde es ist jetzt an der Zeit, dass wir Claudia Roth mal wieder zur
Sprache bringen sollten. Na, wie steht's...???

[ehemaliges mitglied]

*****, kommt wieder runter jungens, ich mach jetzt feierabend

[Marci]

Original von LV Gott
*****, kommt wieder runter jungens, ich mach jetzt feierabend

wir sind ja alle unten bobber.....nur einer hat hier die bodenhaftung verloren.............

[ehemaliges mitglied]

wer ausser mir?

[Donluigi]

Wer will schon unten sein?

[Vito]

Ich bin lieber unten und lass die Damen arbeiten.

Ist das zu flach? Nääääääääääääääääääääääääää

[Butch]

Original von Vito
Ich bin lieber unten und lass die Damen arbeiten.

Ist das zu flach? Nääääääääääääääääääääääääää

Kann man auch super den "Kicker" bei lesen...!

Wenn schon flach, dann richtig!

[max mustermann]

Original von Butch
Kann man auch super den "Kicker" bei lesen...!

.... und man kann nett plaudern dabei, wie

"Liebling, flüstere mir was schmutziges ins Ohr......."

"OK, K ü c h e.........."

[Mücke]

Original von watoo
Haha, wer kanns ohne google erklären?

[ehemaliges mitglied]

Original von watoo
Haha, wer kanns ohne google erklären?

Besserwessi ?
Klugscheißer ?

[Street Bob]

Ich finde, die Argumente sind soweit ausgetauscht ...

[Mawal]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

[Greg]

Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ****ing godmother said it. Out-****ing-standing. I will PT you all until you ****ing die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

Well, no shit. What do we have here, a ****ing comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister!

[Mawal]

Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful


Endlich hat dieser thread das angemessene Niveau!

[wesub]

Warum wird jetzt aus Full Metall Jacket zitiert???

[max mustermann]

James: Good evening, Miss Sophie, good evening.
Miss Sophie: Good evening, James.
James: You are looking very well this evening, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Well, I am feeling very much better, thank you,
James.
James: Good, good ...
Miss Sophie: Well, I must say that everything looks very nice.
James: Thank you very much, Miss Sophie, thank you.
Miss Sophie: Is everybody here?
James: Indeed, they are, yeah, yes ... They all are here for
your anniversary, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: All five places are laid out?
James: All laid out as usual.
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby?
James: Sir Toby, yes, he's sitting here this year, Miss
Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider?
James: Admiral von Schneider is sitting here, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy?
James: Mr. Pommeroy, I put round here for you.
Miss Sophie: And my very dear friend, Mr. Winterbottom?
James: On your right, as you requested, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Thank you, James. You may now serve the soup.
James: The soup, thank you very much, Miss Sophie, thank
you. They are all waiting for you. Little drop of
Mulligatawny soup, Miss Sophie ...
Miss Sophie: I am paticulary fond oof Mulligatawny soup, James.
James: Yes, I know you are.
Miss Sophie: I think, we'll have sherry now, with the soup.
James: Sherry with the soup, yes ... Oh by the way, the
same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: Same procedure as every year, James.
James: Same procedure as every year, James.
Miss Sophie: Is that a dry sherry, James?
James: Yes, a very dry sherry, Miss Sophie. A very dry
Straight out of the cellar, this morning, Miss
Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby!
James: Cheerio, Miss Sophie!
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James: Ad ... Must I say it this year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: Just to please me, James.
James: Just to please you, very good, yes, yes ... Skolll!
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James: Happy new year, Miss Sophie!
Miss Sophie: And dear Mr. Winterbottom!
James: Well, here we are again, old lovely ...
Miss Sophie: You may now serve the fish.
James: Fish. Very good, Miss Sophie. Did you enjoy the soup?
Miss Sophie: Delicious, James.
James: Thank you, Miss Sophie, glad you enjoyed it. - Little
bit of North Sea haddock, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: I think we'll have white wine with the fish.
James: White wine with the fish. The same procedure as last
year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: The same procedure as every year, James!
James: Yeah ...
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby!
James: Cheerio, Sophie, me gal ...
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James: Oh, must I, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: James, please, please ...
James: Skoll!
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James: Happy new year, Sophie gal.
Miss Sophie: Mr. Winterbottom!
James: ... you look younger than ever, love! Younger than
ever! He, he, he ...
Miss Sophie: Please serve the chicken!
James: Ya...
Miss Sophie: That looks a very fine bird?!
James: That's a lovely chu..chuk...chicken, that I'll tell
you, a lovely ...
Miss Sophie: I think, we'll have champagne with the bird!
James: Champagne, ya...Sssame, same procedure as last year,
Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: Same procedure as every year, James!!! - Sir Toby!
James: Sophie me gal...
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James: ... must I, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: James!
James: Ssskoll!
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James: Happy new year, sophie gal ...
Miss Sophie: Mr. Winterbottom!
James: It's one of the nicest little women ...hick... one of
the nicest little women, that's ever breathed, ever
breathed... I now declare this bazar opened!
Would you like some fruit?
Miss Sophie: I think we'll have port with the fruit!
James: Oh, noo! S...ame procedure as last ...
Miss Sophie: Yes, same procedure as every year, James!
James: .....!!!...
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby!
James: Sugar in the morning, sugar ...
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James: Ssskolll!
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James: I'm sorry, madam, sorry.
Miss Sophie: Mr. Winterbottom!
James: ... huuuh, I'll kill that cat!
Miss Sophie: Well, James, it's been really a wonderful party!
James: Well, it's been mos
James: You're going to bed?
Miss Sophie: Yes.
James: Sit down, I'll give you a hand up, Madam.
Miss Sophie: As I was saying, I think, I'll retire ...
James: Ya... Ya. - By the way, the same procedure as last
year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: The same procedure as every year, James!
James: Well - I'll do my very best!