Original von Mawal
über das Clerks Zitat habe ich mich auch sehr gefreut....das war ein großer, kleiner Film damals...
Absolut! Noch zwei echte Highlights:

IMPATIENT CUSTOMER
(pissed off)
I thought that place was supposed
to be opened at eleven o'clock?
It's twenty after!

DANTE
I called his house twice already.
He should be here soon.

IMPATIENT CUSTOMER
It's not like it's a demanding job.
I'd like to get paid to sit on my
ass and watch TV. The other day I
walked in there and that sonofa*****
was sleeping.

DANTE
I'm sure he wasn't sleeping.

IMPATIENT CUSTOMER
You calling me a liar?

DANTE
No - he was probably just resting
his eyes.

IMPATIENT CUSTOMER
What the hell is that? Resting his
eyes! It's not like he's some
goddamned air traffic controller!

DANTE
Actually, that's his night job.


oder


CUSTOMER
Pack of cigarettes.
(pets cat)
Cute cat. What's its name?

RANDAL
Annoying Customer.