wird Zeit für Hillary das tun zu sein....was sie ihr Leben lang war ...die Ehefrau eines bedeutenden Mannes...
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wird Zeit für Hillary das tun zu sein....was sie ihr Leben lang war ...die Ehefrau eines bedeutenden Mannes...
Ulrich hast du Glück, das dieses Forum fast nur mit Männer besetzt ist, du reduzierst Hillary ganz schön runter
Manni
hallo,
ein kleiner auszug aus der vita der ehefrau des ex präsidenten :
hillary clinton geb. 1947
studiert jura, arbeitet als juristin und rechtsprofessorin
1975 heirat mit bill clinton
1978 legt lehramt als juraprofessorin nieder
1986-1992 aufsichtsratmitlied wal mart
seit 2000 senatorin
grüsse
detlef
Hillary gehörte doch auch mal zu den Top 100 Anwälten!?
Dennoch glaube ich nicht mehr an ihre Nominierung.
Gruß
Robby
Eine Konsequenz, die Deine Ehefrau natürlich schon längst gezogen hat. :DZitat:
Original von Mawal
wird Zeit für Hillary das tun zu sein....was sie ihr Leben lang war ...die Ehefrau eines bedeutenden Mannes...
Zitat:
Original von svendocino
Eine Konsequenz, die Deine Ehefrau natürlich schon längst gezogen hat. :DZitat:
Original von Mawal
wird Zeit für Hillary das tun zu sein....was sie ihr Leben lang war ...die Ehefrau eines bedeutenden Mannes...
neee mein Lieber...ich bin der Ehemann einer bedeutenden Frau...ich verehre Ms. Mawal.... :verneig: :verneig:
und zu Hillary ohne Bill wäre sie nichts weiter als eine gute Anwältin gewesen...
ihre gesamtze politische Existenz verdankt sie Bill.....und der Tatsache, dass sich nicht hat nach dem bj von Monica hat scheiden lassen...
was sind die ihre bedeutenden politischen Aktivitäten und Erfolge...meine Herren?
Sie hat opportunistisch für den Irak Krieg gestimmt...wie fast alle außer Obama...
ansonsten ist sie wohl gut für 2,5 Mrd $ Dollar Subventionen in die Schweinemast, wie CNN Berichtete...aber sonst... :grb:
die Frau will an die Macht....nix weiter....
und wie viele Frauen denkt sie ... es reicht die Hausaufgaben ordentlich zu machen... und jetzt versteht sie gerade die Welt nicht mehr...
na das ist doch mal ein liebesbeweis :gut:Zitat:
Original von Mawal
neee mein Lieber...ich bin der Ehemann einer bedeutenden Frau...ich verehre Ms. Mawal.... :verneig: :verneig:
aber ist denn heut schon valentinstag :grb: :D
Nee Morgen, und ich hab noch NIX.
hab was hab aber keine geliebte X( :rofl:Zitat:
Original von buchfuchs1
und ich hab noch NIX.
8o
Shit, der muss ich ja auch was schenken.
Teures Hobby.
:rofl:
:rofl: :gut:Zitat:
Original von buchfuchs1
8o
Shit, der muss ich ja auch was schenken.
Teures Hobby.
:rofl:
update:
hillary clinton, "...die frau mit den überragenden intellektuellen fähihkeiten... " (Quelle: faz)
gewinnt New Mexico (deligiertenstimmen: 14:12)
grüsse
detlef
die Demokraten zerfetzen sich, bei den Pepublikanern ist alles klar...das ist ein deutlicher Vorteil für die Republikaner...
.... wenn McCain doch bloß nicht so wie ein feuchtes Handtuch rüberkommen würde =(Zitat:
Original von Mawal
die Demokraten zerfetzen sich, bei den Pepublikanern ist alles klar...das ist ein deutlicher Vorteil für die Republikaner...
McCain wirds trotzdem am Schluß!
Der kann jetzt die ganze Zeit das Republikaner Stammwählerpublikum auf sich vereinen, während die Demokraten Ihr Geld in der Vorentscheidung verpulvern.
hört mal hier rein:
WDR5 ca. im ersten Drittel sucht Dieter Bohlen den Superpräsidenten...
http://gffstream-4.vo.llnwd.net/c1/r...5_20080207.mp3
Ich bin nach 2 Minuten eingeschlafen,
scheint wohl nicht mein Humor zu sein....
A Message from John Cleese ( www.thejohncleese.com )
To the citizens of the United States of America:
In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (Case in point - you are actually considering for President a man who's middle name is Hussein as well as Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife. Are you mad?)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).
Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Colony, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.
1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the suffix -ise.
Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell- checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. You will relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen.
4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent.
Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)-roughly $10 per US gallon. Get used to it.
10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth - see what it did for them.
12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie McDowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
13. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try Rugby - the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.
14. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
15. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
16. An official from Her Majesty's Inland Revenue (i.e. tax collector) will be with you shortly to ensure the collection of all monies due (backdated to 1776). Until these are paid, there will be no representative government in the USA, in line with the policy: "No representation without taxation".
17. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups and saucers (never mugs), and with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; strawberries in season.
18. Some tea has gone missing, and we expect it back. We'll be searching Boston first.
God save the Queen.
She should be saved, and only He can.
John Cleese
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Sensationell!
Dazu fällt mir spontan Kevin Kline's ( als U.S.Amerikaner ) Comeback gegenüber John Cleese ( als Brite ) aus "Ein Fisch namens Wanda" ein:
Wenn wir nicht gewesen wären, würdet ihr jetzt dauernd Sauerkraut essen und den ganzen Tag Marschmusik hören!
Ach wie geil ist das denn!!!! Der absolute Hammer :jump:Zitat:
Original von OrangeHand
A Message from John Cleese ( www.thejohncleese.com )
To the citizens of the United States of America:
In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (Case in point - you are actually considering for President a man who's middle name is Hussein as well as Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife. Are you mad?)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).
Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Colony, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.
1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the suffix -ise.
Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell- checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. You will relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen.
4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent.
Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)-roughly $10 per US gallon. Get used to it.
10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth - see what it did for them.
12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie McDowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
13. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try Rugby - the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.
14. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
15. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
16. An official from Her Majesty's Inland Revenue (i.e. tax collector) will be with you shortly to ensure the collection of all monies due (backdated to 1776). Until these are paid, there will be no representative government in the USA, in line with the policy: "No representation without taxation".
17. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups and saucers (never mugs), and with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; strawberries in season.
18. Some tea has gone missing, and we expect it back. We'll be searching Boston first.
God save the Queen.
She should be saved, and only He can.
John Cleese
Aber um auf die Ausgangsfrage zurück zu kommen: Obama